I’m Ulysses D. L’Amour.

Wildest, gunslingin’ outlaw you ever met.

Wanted in 12 counties...

Yet known for my bravery and noble heart by those that ain’t tryin’ what to manipulate me.

The Native folk know me as Dances with Light and Shadows.

The Spanish know me as Maestro del Caos.

And I’m known by those dal’garn Pinkertons in the Nor’east as Magic Jack Starr!